"I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life."
literally just been surviving of off celery & kiwi fruit for the past couple days
apparently the calories you gain from celery is burned off just by chewing & kiwi fruit doesn’t get stored as fat in your body
just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them
i dreamt i stole someones socks omg
i’m calling the police